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Noah Cyrus Is Selling a Bottle of Her Tears for $12,000 After Her Breakup with Lil Xan

Noah Cyrus Is Selling a Bottle of Her Tears for $12,000 After Her Breakup with Lil Xan


Love may not cost a thing, but sadness comes with a price tag!

Noah Cyrus is selling a bottle of her tears for $12,000.

The singer, 18, put the bottle, complete with an eyedropper, up for sale as part of her collaboration with the clothing line, Pizzaslime.


“This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” the clothing website says.
“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f——— weird if you drank someone else’s tears.”

Along with her tears, Cyrus and Pizzaslime are also selling T-shirts featuring a photo of her father Billy Ray Cyrus with the words “achy, breaky” and “Dang Flabbit” tattooed on his face, “Noah Cyrus Tears” mugs, and sweatpants with “Sadness” written down the leg.

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